10 Best Men's Costume Eyewear

List Updated September 2021

Bestselling Men's Costume Eyewear in 2021


Squared Fashion Flat Thick Frame Geek Nerd Costume Pair Fashion Clear Glasses

Squared Fashion Flat Thick Frame Geek Nerd Costume Pair Fashion Clear Glasses
BESTSELLER NO. 1 in 2021
  • FREE Soft Pouch Included
  • UV400 Protection, Blocks Harmful Rays
  • Polycarbonate Lenses: Impact Resistant, Lighter, Scratch Resistant, UV Protection
  • High Quality & High Fashion
  • Get FREE shipping on this item when you purchase 2 or more qualifying items offered by Newbee Fashion. Discount will show at check out.

WebDeals - Futuristic Cyclops Wrap Around Monoblock Shield Sunglasses (White, Red/Orange Revo)

WebDeals - Futuristic Cyclops Wrap Around Monoblock Shield Sunglasses (White, Red/Orange Revo)
BESTSELLER NO. 2 in 2021
  • Wow are you going to get some looks when you have these on! Super Fun Novelty Glasses for Costume Use, Cosplay, Parties and More!
  • A Great Accessory to finish a Futuristic Robot Costume, Space Alien, "Robo Cop", and More!
  • Revo Reflective lenses create a very unique look when light hits them. Multi-colors of frames to get the right look for your costume.
  • Made with a plastic based frame, metal hinges, and reflective 100% UV protected lenses.

Silver Mirrored Aviator Sunglasses Shades – 70’s Style Adult Aviators Costume Glasses - 1 Pair

Silver Mirrored Aviator Sunglasses Shades – 70’s Style Adult Aviators Costume Glasses - 1 Pair
BESTSELLER NO. 3 in 2021

Classic TCB Elvis Celebrity Style Aviator Sunglasses

Classic TCB Elvis Celebrity Style Aviator Sunglasses
BESTSELLER NO. 4 in 2021
  • 100% Protection Against Harmful UVA/UVB Rays
  • Replica Elvis Frame Design
  • Great For Parties and Costumes
  • Metal Arms and Hinges

Silver Monocle Costume Steampunk Necklace for Men by elope

Silver Monocle Costume Steampunk Necklace for Men by elope
BESTSELLER NO. 5 in 2021
  • EYE CATCHING: This monocle is the perfect accent piece to a variety of looks, from the most sophisticated 19th Century upper-class gentleman to the iconic nutty man himself
  • FUN ALL YEAR AROUND: Great for gifts, costuming, cosplay, plays, or whimsy all year around
  • VERSATILE: The monocle is made to sit between the cheekbone and brow bone and can also be worn around the neck with the attached black cord
  • FOR TEENS AND ADULTS: Sized to fit most teens and adults ages 14+
  • EXCELLENT QUALITY: Designed for you with love and laughter by the elope team in Colorado Springs, USA; Made in China

Mens Disco Shirt - L

Mens Disco Shirt - L
BESTSELLER NO. 6 in 2021
  • 100% Polyester
  • Imported
  • Costume includes: shirt and afro wig

zeroUV - Retro Large Plastic Aviator Sunglasses with Blue Blocking Driving Lens Ditka Hangover Alan Burt Macklin FBI (T)

zeroUV - Retro Large Plastic Aviator Sunglasses with Blue Blocking Driving Lens Ditka Hangover Alan Burt Macklin FBI (T)
BESTSELLER NO. 7 in 2021
  • 100% Protection Against Harmful UVA/UVB Rays
  • Great for costumes and all year round
  • Tinted Amber Driving Lens
  • Reinforced Metal Hinges
  • 30 DAY MONEY BACK GUARANTEE AND 90 DAY LIMITED WARRANTY AGAINST MANUFACTURER DEFECTS: Our main goal is make our customers happy and provide the best shopping experience; If you are not completely satisfied with our product or your purchase please contact us, we'll be happy to help

Newbee Fashion - Steve Urkel Cosplay Costume Halloween Clear Glasses

Newbee Fashion - Steve Urkel Cosplay Costume Halloween Clear Glasses
BESTSELLER NO. 8 in 2021
  • Get FREE shipping on this item by Newbee Fashion. Discount will show at check out.
  • FREE Soft Pouch Included
  • UV400 Protection, Blocks Harmful Rays
  • Polycarbonate Lenses: Impact Resistant, Lighter, Scratch Resistant, UV Protection
  • High Quality & High Fashion

Futuristic Cyclops Mirror Single Lens Oval Sunglasses (Purple Lens)

Futuristic Cyclops Mirror Single Lens Oval Sunglasses (Purple Lens)
BESTSELLER NO. 9 in 2021
  • Really Cool Revo Lens creates dynamic color changes when light hits it.
  • Great for costumes or novelty. You could wear these everyday--but you might get "some looks".
  • Great for Parties and Novelty-Large Wrap Around Shape
  • Call them Alien, "Trekkie" Cyclops, our Futuristic. These are fun!

Futuristic Cyclops Neon Shield Color Mirror Lens Wrap Sunglasses (Black Midnight)

Futuristic Cyclops Neon Shield Color Mirror Lens Wrap Sunglasses (Black Midnight)
BESTSELLER NO. 10 in 2021
  • 100% Protection Against Harmful UVA/UVB Rays
  • U.S. Standard ANSI Z80.3-2001 | CE Certefied
  • Futuristic Frame Design
  • Great for Costumes and Parties
  • 30 DAY MONEY BACK GUARANTEE AND 90 DAY LIMITED WARRANTY AGAINST MANUFACTURER DEFECTS: Our main goal is make our customers happy and provide the best shopping experience; If you are not completely satisfied with our product or your purchase please contact us, we'll be happy to help

Visual Innuendo - Red-Painted Toes and Fast Cars

The fantasy is the same: I sneak peeks at this lovely brown-haired beauty, cutting my eyes through the sides of my sunglasses. I see her demure feet, toes with red nail polish. Sensual. Delightful.

When I was back in New York almost two decades ago, PCH (Pacific Coast Highway) held some romantic acclaim for me. I mean, all the television shows about and movies-of-the-week about driving up the coast on PCH were romantic, adventurous, lively, funny -- something right out of a Judy Collins novel.

For me, as a romantic at heart living 3500 miles away in Brooklyn NY, the ambiance of PCH was focused on three things:

The dream was always the same:

Angelo, cruising in a Jeep Wrangler, heading north on PCH. Beside me sits a lovely lovely woman wearing a spaghetti strapped flowery sundress. She's reading a book and her shoes are off and her feet are placed neatly atop the dashboard.

As we drive I sneak peeks at her lovely manicured feet and red nail polish. I admit it. I do have a thing about pretty, petite feet, but it's not some obscene thing. I simply find well-cared for, well-manicured feet alluring. And the absence of "hammer time" on these feet is an absolute must.

Anyway, the fantasy is the same. I sneak peeks at this lovely brown-haired beauty using my peripheral vision, cutting my eyes through the sides of my sunglasses. I see her wonderfully toned legs. I see the suppleness of her thighs as her sundress rides ever-so-slightly up. She is reading but she feels my eyes upon her. She reaches out and touches my hand to let me know that although she isengaged in her book, she is also thinking about me, too.

I shift into another gear and take a curve at a dangerously high speed and she doesn't flinch. She just rubs my hand. She takes her hand away to turn the page of her book. I can't see her eyes through her sunglasses but I can tell that her eyes are sparkling.

So I smile. And with one last glance at those beautiful toes I turn my attention back to the road and drive on.

I have never forgotten that dream or the fantasy. I never will. It is one of the things that made it easy to pick up and relocate from NY to LA. When I arrived in LA and I made my first trip down PCH (alone) I was so inspired that I wrote a poem about it the fantasy that had lingered in my head for so long.

I recently found the poem again, and I've listed it below. Red Nails

RED NAILS

He sits next to her

And tries not to stare, not to look

Or at least not to get caught.

But his eyes have minds of their own

And his heart is aflutter with anticipation.

Peripheral won't do. He must

See for himself. Dead on.


He looks...casually glancing

As he sits across from her.

His eyes follow a path

Down.

Seeing the heels of her strappy

Sandals and the thin leather straps sensually

gripping her ankle

And arch.


An open toe shoe.

Perfect.

Five little toes peek out.

Beckoning his eyes. His heart

Beats and beats and beats

Until a sigh forces its way through his lips.

He fears she senses something,

Hears his pounding heart or

feels the heat of his gaze.


Clear and natural nails.

Tiny toes.

Cute toes.

Soft. Demure. Feline in silhouette.


Their eyes meet and a smile

Curls upon her lips.

He knows she doesn't know.

But she knows.


Cute, little toes embraced

By soft leather.

Embraced by

His heart.

(c) Angelo Bell


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